According to one view, Set became associated with the Hyksos invaders who conquered the Nile Delta and therefore, by the time of the Second Intermediate period, Set had become regarded as a malevolent deity. Set was born of the sky goddess Nut and the earth god Geb. Isis at morning time went carrying the semen of Horus to the garden of Set and said to Set’s gardener: “What sort of vegetable is it that Set eats here in your company?”  So the gardener told her: “He doesn’t eat any vegetable here in my company except lettuce.” And Isis added the semen of Horus onto it. Horus is recorded in Egyptian hieroglyphs as ḥr.w and is reconstructed to have been pronounced *Ḥāru, meaning "Falcon". In this tale, it was said that Set, the patron of Upper Egypt, and Horus, the patron of Lower Egypt, had battled for Egypt brutally, with neither side victorious, until ev… A procession of priests carry large stalks of lettuce–phallic symbols, tall and erect. When young Horus showed his mother, Isis, what had happened, she cut off her son’s hands, aroused him and jerked him off into a jar. In this scene, we can extrapolate that virility is synonymous with dominance. Thoth took it away from him and placed it as a crown upon his (own) head […], And so Set took a great oath by [the] god as follows: “He shall not be awarded the office.”. She caused it to become stiff and inserted it into a pot, and he caused his semen to flow down into it. Set became exceeding furious and extended his hand(s) to seize the golden solar disk. The original name also survives in later Egyptian names such as Har-Si-Ese literally "Horus, son of Isis". Main Office: (734) 764-9265 He has Horus place his own semen on the lettuce patch so that Seth ingests it. Set, on the other hand, was the god of the desert, disorder, and violence. SET God of Chaos Later Egyptians interpreted the myth of the conflict between Set and Osiris/Horus as an analogy for the struggle between the desert (represented by Set) and the fertilizing floods of the Nile (Osiris/Horus). Seth snuck up and gouged out his nephew’s eyes, burying them in the ground. Thoth put his hand on Horus’ shoulder and said, “Come out, you semen of Seth.” It answered him instead from the marsh along the Nile, where Isis had dumped it. Search the archive for over fifty years of fiction, poetry, essays, and more. A golden disk appeared on Set's forehead, signaling his impregnation with Horus’ seed and ultimate defeat. Elsewhere, Horus and the ibis-headed Thoth are pouring holy water over Ptolemy XII, while Sobek looks on. Unbeknownst to Set, he ate lettuce along with Horus’ semen, where it was held in his body as in a woman’s body for conception. Seth argues that Horus cannot be king because his breath stinks — an allusion to Horus breastfeeding from his mother, Isis, and a dig at his youth. The judge in this trial may be Geb, who, as the father of Osiris and Set, held the throne before they did, or it may be the creator gods Ra or Atum, the originators of kingship. Despite this damning evidence, Seth somehow convinced the trio of judges to stage one more contest: a race of stone ships down the Nile. Michigan Publishing maintains a free, online archive of past issues of Michigan Quarterly Review. The original name also survives in later Egyptian names such as Har-Si-Ese literally "Horus, son of Isis". But during the night, Seth caused his phallus to become stiff and inserted it between Horus’ thighs. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food. Set then eats the semen-covered lettuce, and so Horus (rather than Set with his first ‘attack’) becomes sexually dominant over his uncle. Be warned: Parts of this twisted tale get quite graphic. In fact, if one were to cut a lettuce leaf in half, a whitish, milky substance would ooze out of it. This special game was created in 2016 by Reel Time Gaming and eventually licenced to the Blueprint Gaming slot portfolio.. With a top prize per payline of 500 coins (that’s $1,000 at the max $2 a line), it’s a less wild ride than other slots. Thoth put his hand on Set’s shoulder and said: “Come out, you semen of Horus.”, Then it said to him: “Where shall I come from?”, Thoth said to it: “Come out from his ear.”, Thereupon it said to him: “Is it from his ear that I should issue forth, seeing that I am divine seed?”, Then Thoth said to it:”Come out from the top of his head.”, And it emerged as a golden solar disk upon Set’s head. Towards the end of the story, both Horus and Set appear in front of Thoth, who was another deity known to handle godly disputes: Said Set: “Let me be awarded the office of Ruler … for as to Horus, the one who is standing (trial), I have performed the labor of a male against him.”. Fall 2020: A Special Issue on Persecution. Horus w… Seth wasn’t discriminate in his liaisons. The myth most likely has origins even earlier than that. The pylon wall out front shows Domitian wearing the crown of Upper Egypt, while the forecourt colonnade depicts Tiberius making an offering to the local gods. 1.3.04SC is the version of Simplified Chinese . The semen comes out of Set himself, and he becomes the laughing stock of the gods! She let out a loud shriek, seized the copper (knife), cut off his hand(s) that were equivalent. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. It came apart in splinters, exposing the young god’s deceit. By Coptic times, the name became Hōr. She caused it to become stiff and inserted it into a pot, and he caused his semen to flow down into it. Isis, desperately wanting her son to be pharaoh, magically created a copper harpoon, which she threw into the water. Horus (or Isis herself in some versions) then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food. For this post, I will be discussing the royal intrigue between two gods, Horus and Set. It’s one thing to have semen caught in your hands, but to actually ingest becomes of grave consequence. Pleasure. 12) Seth eats the lettuce; in magic ordeal, each to summon his semen. The story is told in the Chester Beatty Papyrus No. Tired from decapitating his mother, Horus went to sleep on the mountaintop. 0576 Rackham Building Learn how your comment data is processed. Ann Arbor, MI 48109-1070 To fully appreciate the places you explore, you should have a better understanding of its history, food, religion, folklore, arts and crafts — and of course the weird and wonderful customs and subcultures found around the world. Seth approached the tribunal and declared with confidence, “Let me be awarded the office of Ruler … for as to Horus, the one who is standing [trial], I have performed the labor of a male against him.”, This drawing on a shard of pottery shows that Ancient Egyptians had a gay old time, Horus spoke up: “All that Seth has said is false. She let out a loud shriek, seized the copper [knife], cut off his hand[s] that were equivalent. The story of how he chopped his brother into pieces, which Isis hunted down to reassemble, is a tale for another blog post. 11) Isis takes semen of Horus and impregnates the lettuce that Seth loves to eat. Out of all foods, why would it be lettuce instead of chocolate or oysters, which are said to stir sexual arousal? Let Set’s semen be summoned that we may see from where it answers, and my own be summoned that we may see from where it answers.”, Then Thoth, lord of script and scribe of truth for the Ennead, put his hand on Horus’s shoulder and said: “Come out, you semen of Set.”, And it answered him from the water in the interior of the marsh. At some point, Horus and Seth seem to have made up, for here they are both adoring a ruler of Ramesside period. Realizing this, she pulled free the harpoon and cast it back into the water. For women, the vitamin stimulates our cycles and for the men, it assists with sperm production, and  of course, virility. Osiris ruled as pharaoh of Egypt with his sister-wife Isis, bringing peace and prosperity to the land. But during the night, Set caused his phallus to become stiff and inserted it between Horus’s thighs. Horus and Set binding the plants of Upper and Lower Egypt. 2. What mattered was who was the top (the one who was doing the penetrating), as that proved dominance over the other person. 1 year ago. The first to come up for air would lose. Set tries to insert himself into Horus’ thighs, similar to how a man would ease into a woman, in order to assert his superiority by mounting Horus. As you may or may not know, Horus is one of the most important gods out of the entire Egyptian pantheon. When Horus has Set’s semen in his hands, it demonstrates that he has been defiled by another man’s essence, so much in fact that his mother has to cut off the hands altogether. A major element of Set's mythology was his conflict with his brother or nephew, Horus, for the throne of Egypt. Therefore, when Set ate the lettuce, he unknowingly ingested Horus’s semen as well. Her aim was off, though, and she hit Horus instead of Seth. Since Horus was said to be the sky, he was considered to also contain the Sun and Moon. The young falcon-headed god Horus battles his evil uncle Seth to become pharaoh of Egypt. On the other side of the temple, the relief swaps the positions of Sobek and Horus. Both Horus and Set left the Funeral Parlorin Cairo behind with Set last being heard from in San Francisco in 1906 before the earthquake. Eye of Horus is a memorable and massively popular into the Egyptian-themed slot genre which has given OJO a lesson in Egyptian mythology! Talk about mommy issues! This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. H’s Sun disk emerges above Seth’s head. Seth really liked salad — only that wasn’t ranch dressing on it! Horus spends most of his time as a hawk eating roadkill. From the Green… The only way to remedy the situation is for part of his essence–his liquescent power–to come out as well. By Coptic times, the name became Hōr. Your email address will not be published. As Set ejaculates, Horus places his hands between his thighs and catches his semen, which is then thrown into the Nile. 10) Seth assaults Horus ‘between his thighs’, H catches the semen, Isis cuts off his hand. In other words, Horus cannot be ruler of Egypt because he had been covered in sperm like a woman. Horus places his hand between his legs, catches Set’s semen and throws it into the river. Now afterward, [at] evening time, bed was prepared for them, and they both lay down. Taking pity on the blinded boy, the cow-headed goddess Hathor came to Horus’ aid, pouring gazelle milk on his wounds and restoring his sight. Horus and Isis's next plan was to 'impregnate' Set with Horus' semen. I will prove you the weaker!” Horus declared. Later, the reason that the Moon was not as bright as the Sun was explained by a tale, known as The Contendings of Horus and Seth. Care to guess what that reminded people of? That didn’t seem like the wisest choice, since Seth’s boat sunk instantly. He was told: "You are a … Set then asked the gods to bring the semen forth from the ‘impregnated’ one, to humiliate Osiris’ son. In this myth, lettuce, an ancient aphrodisiac, is the tool used to submit Set to Horus’s power. 1, The Contendings of Horus and Seth, which dates back to the early Middle Kingdom (2040-1674 BCE). But the story takes an erotic turn soon afterwards: Now afterward, (at) evening time, bed was prepared for them, and they both lay down. “Horus [then] tricks Set by basically spurting his sperm and throwing it into a lettuce plant, ” Ikram says. So to sum this up: Seth intended to humiliate his nephew by fucking him up the ass — but Horus secretly caught Seth’s semen in his hands. Another theory suggests that there was a battle between the followers of Set and those of Horus at some point in time. This was achieved by having Horus’s semen spread over some lettuce, which was supposed to be Set’s favorite vegetable. Set then asked the gods to bring the semen forth from the ‘impregnated’ one, to humiliate Osiris’ son. His mother spreads powerful unguents on Horus' penis, after which he ejaculated into a jar, and they spread it on some lettuce, a favourite aphrodisiac to the ancient Egyptians. The followers of Horus triumphed over those of Set, thus resulting in Set’s demonization. After Set had eaten the lettuce, they went to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. Horus came over to America with Mr. Ibis, Bast, Set, and Mr. Jacquel. He wasn’t worried about losing the first challenge — he was focused on taking revenge on his mother for what he felt was a betrayal. According to legend, when the goddess Isis was pregnant with Horus, she had to hide from her brother Set because he was hungry for the throne, even killing her husband Osiris to usurp it. Sure, we cover the basics — where to go, what to see. Set returned according to his daily habit and ate the lettuce, which he regularly ate. Set then ate the semen-covered lettuce, and so Horus (rather than Set with his first ‘attack’) bacame sexually dominant over his uncle. Overnight, they grew into lotuses. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Set then asked the gods to bring the semen forth from the â impregnatedâ one, to humiliate Osirisâ son. Image courtesy of KerrisdaleGallery.com. The semen comes out of Set himself, and he becomes the laughing stock of the gods! Back in court, Seth declares that “I have done a man’s deed to him.” Literally, “I did work and fight to him,” where kAt, ‘work’ is written as its homonym, kAt, ‘vagina’, so it ends up reading, literally, I did a vagina fight to him. Then she fetched some fragrant ointment and applied it to Horus’s phallus. However, Horus places his hand between his thighs and catches Set's semen, then subsequently throws it in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus thwarted Set, catching Set's semen in his hands. This one deals with the power struggle that ensued between the two contenders for the throne: the murderous Seth and Osiris’ son, the falcon-headed Horus. But the injured god appealed to Isis as her brother, and she caved and helped him. Seth returned according to his daily habit and ate the lettuce, which he regularly ate. Thoth snatched it away and placed it as a crown upon his own head. mqr@umich.edu. In a rage, Seth once again transformed into a hippopotamus and bashed his head into Horus’ ship. Furthermore, lettuce is replete with vitamin A which bolsters both the male and female reproductive systems. The god then put his hand on Seth’s shoulder and said, “Come out, you semen of Horus.” Because it had been ingested with the lettuce leaves, it answered from inside Seth’s stomach. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on lettuce which was Set’s favorite food. Thoth and Shu declared Horus the rightful ruler of Egypt, but Ra argued that Seth was more powerful and therefore deserved the throne. It was adopted into Greek as Ὡρος Hōros. So without further ado, let’s go back thousands upon thousands of years ago to the great civilization of ancient Egypt. The gods first listened to Set’s claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answered from the river, invalidating his claim. Thereupon he became pregnant with the semen of Horus. Horus cut off Isis’ head, carried it up a mountain and tossed it away. After Set had eaten the lettuce, they went to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. Search the archive for over fifty years of fiction, poetry, essays, and more. Horus, enraged, emerged from the water. It was adopted into Greek as Ὡρος Hōros. The Egyptian god of fertility, Min, was said to have had an extreme love for lettuce. “Challenge me to what you will. [Horus wins the kingship and Seth is compensated] Horus, son of Isis, was brought, and the White Crown was set upon his head and he was installed in the position of his father Osiris. Known as the god of the sky and war and hunting, Horus is often depicted with having a human body with a falcon head. Fear not, though: Thoth picked up Isis’ head and reunited it with her body. They did reconcile, but the wily Seth decided to seduce his nephew. Lettuce and Kings: The Power Struggle Between Horus and Set Horus God readily agreed; he made a boat of cedar covered with gypsum to give it the appearance of stone, and set it floating on the water. Subsequently, Horus secretly masturbates, and deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favourite food (the Egyptians thought that lettuce was phallic, since Egyptian lettuce … It is not through might or political acumen that Horus regains the throne, but rather, through his loins. 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As a description it has also typically been thought of as having the meaning "the distant one" or "one who is above, over". *See K. Annabelle Smith’s piece, “When Lettuce was a Sacred Sex Symbol,” at Smithsonian.com. Thoth calls, "Come out, you semen of Horus." R Smite: ... EDIT: I didn't draw this, it was shown in the behind the scenes for Set and Horus vid. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food. Seth God saw that his nephew had successfully launched what appeared to be a stone boat and hurried about doing the same. Not quite a Disney movie. Lettuce. This encounter puts Horus in danger, because a deity’s semen is dangerous and poisonous. Thereupon he became pregnant with the semen of Horus. There is an urge that needs to be met and through with either one–or more–of our orifices, we are able to become full. Because Set has performed a “labor of a male against him,” Horus cannot rule over anyone. 915 East Washington Street Michigan Quarterly Review, founded in 1962, is the University of Michigan’s flagship literary journal, publishing each season a collection of essays, interviews, memoirs, fiction, poetry, and book reviews. Optimize the speed of lua script. Whoa whoa whoa, wait a second. Don’t worry, Horus was able to regain his eyes with the help of a mistress named Hathor. According to Papyrus Chester Beatty I, the conflict between Horus and Set happened to be a series of bouts, such as when they transformed into hippopotamuses and submerged themselves into the water to see who could last the longest, to Set removing Horus’s eyeballs as he slept. Not surprisingly, Osiris argued that his son, Horus, deserved to be pharaoh, and Seth, in chains as a prisoner, finally conceded. Other deities also take important roles: Thoth freq… But Horus’ floated along the water — for he had tricked everyone by making his boat out of pine and covering it in gypsum, a sort of plaster, so that it looked like it was made of stone. Its cute and its fun and occasionally crude in good-spirit.) Your email address will not be published. In the world of Ancient Egypt, there wasn’t any real conception of homosexuality. It was said that Set's favourite food was lettuce, as Egyptian lettuce is long, firm, and releases a milky substance when rubbed, an innuendo clearly referring to the phallus. The two gods, Horus the Elder and Horus the son of Osiris and Isis were confused, so Set changed from being an equal to his brother, Horus the Elder, to the enemy of Isis's son. The contest between them is often violent but is also described as a legal judgment before the Ennead, an assembled group of Egyptian deities, to decide who should inheritthe kingship. Because Set eats the semen-covered lettuce, in the eyes of the gods, Horus … Overnight, they grew into lotuses. In fact, the Eye of Horus is a symbol that represents divine protection in the ancient Egyptian religion. Isis then tossed Seth’s semen into the marshes of the Nile and devised a plan to deceive him: Isis at morning time went carrying the semen of Horus to the garden of Seth and said to Seth’s gardener: “What sort of vegetable is it that Seth eats here in your company?” So the gardener told her: “He doesn’t eat any vegetable here in my company except lettuce.” And Isis added the semen of Horus onto it. “‘Let Horus prove that he is better than I, and he can have the throne!”. Then Horus placed his hands between his thighs and received Set’s semen. Once Horus came of age, Isis admonished him to protect the people of Egypt from Set’s avarice. You can read the myth.). Horus went to tell his mother Isis: “Help me, Isis, my mother, come and see what Set has done to me.” And he opened his hand(s) and let her see Set’s semen. From this tale, we see how food and sexuality are two sides of the same coin, working alongside one another to bring out a certain purpose–in this case, political ascendancy. Seth decided that the first feat of strength would be to have them both turn into hippopotami and sit on the bottom of the Nile. “Botanical No. Homosexual Incest and Semen-Covered Lettuce. “The throne is mine by virtue of my strength,” Seth said. He had already been ruled. Isis retaliated by putting Horus's semen on lettuce-leaves Set subsequently eats. The next day, Horus (or his mother Isis) plots to inseminate Set. He's also accepted a homemade pizza and a package of Hostess "HoHos..." (*Rolls eyes* He's like that. –Wally, Tagged: egypt, folklore, gay, mythology, osiris, horus, seth, gods. The gods first listened to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answered from the river, invalidating his claim. According to a text on the Edfu Temple, the lettuce was able to help Min relentlessly perform. Then Horus placed his hands between his thighs and received Seth’s semen. Let Seth’s semen be summoned that we may see from where it answers, and my own be summoned that we may see from where it answers.”. Horus went to tell his mother Isis: “Help me, Isis, my mother, come and see what Seth has done to me.” And he opened his hand[s] and let her see Seth’s semen. Seth snuck up and gouged out his nephew’s eyes, burying them in the ground. Thereupon he became pregnant with the semen of Horus. After Set had eaten the lettuce, they went to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. So Seth went to tell Horus: “Come, let’s go and I may contend with you in the tribunal.” Horus told him: “I’ll do so, surely, I’ll do so, I’ll do so.” Seeking a final verdict, the judges decided to appeal to Osiris, who now ruled the underworld. The gods first listened to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answered from the river, invalidating his claim. Let Horus, son of Isis, be summoned and be awarded the office of his father Osiris." In ancient Egypt, lettuce was not considered a part of one’s salad but rather, an aphrodisiac. Tired from decapitating his mother, Horus went to sleep on the mountaintop. But his elder brother, Seth (or Set), became insanely jealous and led Osiris to a watery death after tricking him into a perfectly fitted coffin. When you think about food and sex, it may seem bit a bizarre to link these two together but their end goal is the same: satiation. And Isis added the semen of Horus onto it. 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